i don't hardly drink
i'm treating myself. i usually just have a pint down the local, i only have a wee bottle of gin (35cl) so i can't get hammered.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)

Keep telling yourself that.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)

shut up you stupid irish twit

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)