goodnight JMG you big stupid attention seeking fanny
leave the late talk to the real nightcrawlers eh?
i totally have gin. envy me.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

'Night Nonce!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

is that like night nurse?
but for kids?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

if your kids can't sleep try Night Nonce

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)

That sounds like it would have the opposite effect of what you're intending.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

i thought people often fell asleep after sex

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

I'm trying out google's new speech to text thing.
Oh shit, it worked.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

blanket with f***** hello

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)

that 1 didn't work

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)

What happened to all this "I'm giving up booze" shit you trot out?
Or are you just being a good alcoholic deluding yourself?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)

i don't hardly drink
i'm treating myself. i usually just have a pint down the local, i only have a wee bottle of gin (35cl) so i can't get hammered.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)

Keep telling yourself that.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)

shut up you stupid irish twit

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)

if you were a dog, i would not put you down i would let you suffer as long as possible

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)

if you were a person i'd post you to a scat site and have mongy poo into your mouth all day

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

good one

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)

yeah i know right i am well good with like, putting people down
cos putting people down makes me cool, y'all
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

Is it Bombay Sapphire?
IS IT?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)

YOU BASTARD.
I hate you...

No

No

You are lying, like TOTALLY..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

I've got a box of wine, a bottle of vodka and a crate of cheap cider in cans.
But I can't drink any of it. All that's left is some dodgy Serbian 'grappa', some cheap aquavit, and some...oh that's it. Sadface.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)

why can't you drink any of it the LOVELY rnuk?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)

grappa?

( FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

here's a photo of me gettin' buzzed
i.imgur.com/jXEsE.jpg
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)

haha i love cockateils
used to have one, she was ace
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)