CROCODILES!?!?!?!!?!?
You disgust me. Sexually.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:06, archived)

a girl liked me the other day
possibly
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:10, archived)

how much did that cost?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 5:29, archived)