I can't think of anything better right now than
the toast with dairylea spread I'm having.

I recently returned a faulty brand new android after 31 days to be told I would get a refurbished one. Bastards
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

I had Dairylea triangles for the first time in fucking ages last week
They've changed the packaging so you pull a tab and the whole thing opens up presenting a perfectly intact triangle of 'cheese'. One of the few practical problem solving opportunities left to modern kids and the cunts have dumbed it down.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

dairylea on spaghetti with back pepper
Droooooooooooooooooooooooool
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)