Crap, I hate wishing I hadn't just done something
You'd think that when I manage to fix my android phone after assuming it was bricked and would cost me hundreds to buy a replacement that I'd stop fiddling??? Oh no. Dick.

Morning all. Who had bix for breakfast?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

I have a windows phone and it works

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

I can't think of anything better right now than
the toast with dairylea spread I'm having.

I recently returned a faulty brand new android after 31 days to be told I would get a refurbished one. Bastards
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

I had Dairylea triangles for the first time in fucking ages last week
They've changed the packaging so you pull a tab and the whole thing opens up presenting a perfectly intact triangle of 'cheese'. One of the few practical problem solving opportunities left to modern kids and the cunts have dumbed it down.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

dairylea on spaghetti with back pepper
Droooooooooooooooooooooooool
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)

i didn't have any breakfast
now i am hungry. i shall be even hungrier by lunchtime, i reckon.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

I had some breakfast and now I am hungry
You just can't tell what will happen in this crazy world.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

I had late for work and can't remember anything sleeping pills and probably going to be signed off work bix
whinge
( moohalaa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)

*late for work fives*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

oh boy, it's a 'cr3 replies to everyone' thread!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

Bix for breakfast?
What next, marmalade for lunch?
( magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)