Go round her house and force her to admit liability at knife point.
I don't charge for advice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

admit liability undress
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

at hammer point
much classier.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)