smash her tooth out and make her put it under her pillow.
then when she's asleep, replace it with the ring, dress up as the tooth fairy and look hopeful.
( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

HAHAHA WIN!
although, spousal(?) abuse is not funny kids!!
'looking hopeful' in a tutu and fairy wings, how could she resist?
especially after I've twatted her in the face.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

ok sedate her and painlessly extract it, gently mind.

( sleepybinky, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)