Looks like Paul next door has carked it
There are blokes in black suits milling about and the curtains are shut. Does this mean I can keep the ladder he leant me?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

Yes

( magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)

YAY
What's the price of scrap aluminium these days?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)

Never mind that
clear your gutters
( magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)

Heartless fiend!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)

I think it gives you the right to break in to his house
and steal the money from his mattress before the relatives find it. I mean, he was your neighbour, they didn't care about him like you did. He lent you a ladder, that's true love.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)

only if he didn't specify it in his will
"... and to my brother I bequeath the ladder I lent to Bogus"
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)

Do you want the ladder of a dead man?
What did he / may he have died of? Aids?? You want an aids ladder on your conscience?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)

Kidney infection
I'm not sure that's too contagious or owt. I'd make a move on his vulnerable missus, but she's a mong and about 70.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)

kidney aids??!?!?!

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)

True fact here
He went in with a fucked leg, they sent him home all infected, now it looks like he's dead. NHS run by Poles and Pakis, that's what it is.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)

well that's what the daily heil said i guess.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)

I have porn that belonged to a dead man
But that's a story for another time
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)