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I drop bombs like King Kong, That's Kim Jong Il, but I ain't ill, I'm sick with a wit that don't quit 'cus I just gotta do it.
And I'm outta here, PEACE.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
*applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
I want to hear more about Binky's den.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)
it was rubbish
compared to mine.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
Four hours wasn't nearly long enough to fully appreciate it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)
like fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
king kong dropped bombs?

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
The tennis coverage made me giggle
when someone in the crowd shouted "Come on the other guy!" during the Andy Murray game.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
I approve of tennis heckling.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:46, archived)
A member of the audience also tried to keep a ball that had gone into the crowd
but an official made her give it back.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
I liked it when they shouted "Come on Tim!" at Murray matches a few years ago
It proper wound him up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
I keep thinking of ironicalically shouting that
each time Tim Ambrose (warkwickshire / ex-england wicket keeper) gets out and slowly trudges off the field at t'cricket.

But I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
Nice word
Especially as you meant sarcastically
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)
It's OK. He's definitely going to win this year
The Sun said so.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
Looks like Paul next door has carked it
There are blokes in black suits milling about and the curtains are shut. Does this mean I can keep the ladder he leant me?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
YAY
What's the price of scrap aluminium these days?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)
Never mind that
clear your gutters
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)
Heartless fiend!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
I think it gives you the right to break in to his house
and steal the money from his mattress before the relatives find it. I mean, he was your neighbour, they didn't care about him like you did. He lent you a ladder, that's true love.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
only if he didn't specify it in his will
"... and to my brother I bequeath the ladder I lent to Bogus"
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
Do you want the ladder of a dead man?
What did he / may he have died of? Aids?? You want an aids ladder on your conscience?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
Kidney infection
I'm not sure that's too contagious or owt. I'd make a move on his vulnerable missus, but she's a mong and about 70.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)
kidney aids??!?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)
True fact here
He went in with a fucked leg, they sent him home all infected, now it looks like he's dead. NHS run by Poles and Pakis, that's what it is.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
well that's what the daily heil said i guess.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)
I have porn that belonged to a dead man
But that's a story for another time
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
I'm chiilin like Matt Dillon on Penicillin

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:00, archived)