No, you're a minute late.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)

Evening Spider
Just having a beer to wind down then off to bed. Just wanted to see who was still about. I had macdonalds earlier and I'm still hungry. Thank fuck for cadburys mini rolls, although why dont they just make a maxi roll then I wouldnt have to open 4 in a row
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)

Here's a hint, take it from a stoner who's eaten a fast food meal or several in his time.
Mcdonalds is shit, it fills you for fifteen minutes, you let a big fart go and you're magically hungry all of a sudden.

If you are going for fast food, go for burger king or kfc, BK fills you for a good 6-8 hours, kfc keeps you going for up to 6 hours.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)

you mean a "swiss roll". just look in the actual cake section you tart.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)