Can we have a 1:36am roll call please

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

No, you're a minute late.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)

Evening Spider
Just having a beer to wind down then off to bed. Just wanted to see who was still about. I had macdonalds earlier and I'm still hungry. Thank fuck for cadburys mini rolls, although why dont they just make a maxi roll then I wouldnt have to open 4 in a row
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)

Here's a hint, take it from a stoner who's eaten a fast food meal or several in his time.
Mcdonalds is shit, it fills you for fifteen minutes, you let a big fart go and you're magically hungry all of a sudden.

If you are going for fast food, go for burger king or kfc, BK fills you for a good 6-8 hours, kfc keeps you going for up to 6 hours.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)

you mean a "swiss roll". just look in the actual cake section you tart.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)

Shut it.
I'm fucking working and need to concentrate.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)

Ahahaha.
/ac
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)

See the job's going well !

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)

Fuck yeah, job kicks ass, people are great (seriously, first kitchen I worked in with zero bitching) and brushing up on my fish handling.
Life's good (it'd be better if I wasn't dry and was able to go to bed and sleep straight off the bat, but can't have everything).
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:28, archived)

You've quit drinking?
The job must be good!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:51, archived)

Err, no.
Mary Jane hasn't been round since sunday night.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)

*Taps nose with finger*
The other dry!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)

Of course.
And due to alcohol is seen as a more socially acceptable drug than my drug of choice, I'll exercise my freedom to get fucked up regardless of droughts.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 3:12, archived)

I bet you have such a hard life out there :)

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)

I do!
*May contain lies*
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)

no

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)

No
Of course not.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)

here
11:00:22 PM
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 5:00, archived)