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There is a before???
Christ, I'm always dragged out of bed far too early...

1. get kicked in the head by the small child next to me upside down in bed
2. try to ignore
3. stumble downstairs with kids at 6am
4. pull duvet out from the back of the chair in the sitting room
5. collapse under duvet on sofa
6. wake up about 50 minutes later and find they've destroyed the kitchen in the name of breakfast
7. desperately try to clear up the mess before the wife comes down and moans at me.
8. sit on sofa all day tippy tapping away hard at work with tea.

Sounds like you have a hard life there... my wife is off to soft play with friends this morning for copious coffee and biscuits, yet will still say she had a mentally busy day and is exhausted and fed up of working so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
You've been to bed with a child?
NONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:49, archived)
when I go to soft play it IS exhausting because i run around with the child.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)
You're doing it wrong then
For a lass anyway. I'm always in there, whether they want me there or not.

Good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)
good morning.
i contest that it is because i am not a mother so i don't know any of the women there so i join in to actually spend time with said child.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:13, archived)
ooooh yeah
I've a mental waif of a friend who has no kids... she's the only female I'd know who does it... She still buys herself lego wen she's bored.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:15, archived)
ehhh exercise is better for you than coffee and biscuits anyway.
plus i dont have the money for coffee and biscuits. plus if i sat down, the daddy would want to as well, and the kid would have a rubbish time.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:25, archived)
do you have labels on
that actually say "the daddy" and "the kid" etc..?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)