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Good morning /talk
What are your plans for this morning:

1. Drink coffee in peace and quiet before the ninjalings get up.
2. Shower, dress and chivvy ninjalings into getting dressed.
3. Make packed lunches and breakfasts.
4. Chivvy ninjalings along (they're both always in slow motion in a morning)
5. Drop the ninjalings to school.
6. Go pick my friend up from the train station.
7. Happy relaxed catch up times with friend.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:13, archived)
Oh, I've just found out I've got my tickets for the olympics.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:28, archived)
my mum got horse riding
and doesn't event want them anymore as the experience was so demoralising...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:52, archived)
There is a before???
Christ, I'm always dragged out of bed far too early...

1. get kicked in the head by the small child next to me upside down in bed
2. try to ignore
3. stumble downstairs with kids at 6am
4. pull duvet out from the back of the chair in the sitting room
5. collapse under duvet on sofa
6. wake up about 50 minutes later and find they've destroyed the kitchen in the name of breakfast
7. desperately try to clear up the mess before the wife comes down and moans at me.
8. sit on sofa all day tippy tapping away hard at work with tea.

Sounds like you have a hard life there... my wife is off to soft play with friends this morning for copious coffee and biscuits, yet will still say she had a mentally busy day and is exhausted and fed up of working so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
You've been to bed with a child?
NONCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:49, archived)
when I go to soft play it IS exhausting because i run around with the child.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)
You're doing it wrong then
For a lass anyway. I'm always in there, whether they want me there or not.

Good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)
good morning.
i contest that it is because i am not a mother so i don't know any of the women there so i join in to actually spend time with said child.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:13, archived)
ooooh yeah
I've a mental waif of a friend who has no kids... she's the only female I'd know who does it... She still buys herself lego wen she's bored.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:15, archived)
ehhh exercise is better for you than coffee and biscuits anyway.
plus i dont have the money for coffee and biscuits. plus if i sat down, the daddy would want to as well, and the kid would have a rubbish time.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:25, archived)
do you have labels on
that actually say "the daddy" and "the kid" etc..?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
1. Lay on the couch watching tv.
2. Get tired
3. Sleep
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:48, archived)
Try going to bed you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:49, archived)
Does laying on the couch anger you?

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:52, archived)
I'm just reading that as as Sexface-esque 'I can't sleep' wail from someone who is astonished that they haven't had any sleep because they've been on the internet all night.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
been up and busy all day.
Insomnia has been keeping me awake. That and the amount of coffee I have consumed to stay awake all day.

Not crying though. I'm the ddumbass who drank it.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)
life without a job is ace!
Apart from the endless crying and deep deep inner despair...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)
Even if I had a job I would sleep all day.
Working nights is the way to go.

Its 2am here.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
Nights??
Nah, only if you can't afford not to. But then if someone offered me a grand a night I'd think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:56, archived)
I prefer it. you avoid those people creatures that are awake during the day.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:01, archived)
I manage to work in a busy office
yet often speak to no one at all all day... Hurrah for being in IT.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)
That works then.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:10, archived)
really stupid really
on the train for 2 hours each way to sit in a room with marketing people I have nothing to do with at all.

SO i just refuse to go in when I can and do the same work on my sofa...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)
I've never had more than a 30min commute to my jobs.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)