I was going to post 'I'VE got cancer baldmonkey you insensitive prick'
but then I remembered the hoo-haa over F***'s D**d B**y and thought better of it.
( spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

Can sir (cancer) get a sense of tumour (humour)?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)

it's only because cr3 and the mods are so humourless, I might get banned.
Quite clearly: BALDMONKEY FOR MOD
( spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)