I'm a double hard bastard.
I'll be fine.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

Also you've only got tiny feet so there's less to hurt.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)

she'll only get half a bat on each foot

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)