I haven't had a poo like that for a while
I like to rate mine on a number of things
-Relief/satisfaction
-Size
-Number of wipes
-Texture
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

Tomorrow's poo forecast is looking bad because I'm drinking Guinness now

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

-length of time the toilet becomes usable again
extra points for Neptune's Kiss
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)