*shuffles papers and adjusts wig*
Alright, let's get this show on the road.
What's the order of business for today, Mr Hats?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)

You're cross dressing now?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

*raises one eyebrow in disdain*

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)

eyebrow cup size
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

I, er...have to say this is making my morning's lawyering interesting

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

Now I may not be a big city lawyer
*thumbs under braces*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

Doesn't that hurt your teeth?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

not as much as when someone drives over my bridge

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

OBJECTION!
move to strike
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)

Is that a real thing? I think I heard it once, I have no idea

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

It is, but I think it's an americanism
When the comment/point being put across is irrelevant to the matter at hand, the application is made to remove that and the judge then tells the jury to disregard it.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

SWEET

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

Sustained
Mr Pig, your opening statements if you please...
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

You're wearing a wig you great pansy.
Prosecution rests.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

I'm going to allow this

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)