wear a bandana over your face then, like a cowboy
unless you're applying to be a builder or plumber
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Too late boss, it's already done
The blade has been set to the throat and cleansed of wayward hairs
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)