I might kill the idiot I work with.
She's a fucking retard and today she's a fucking retard in a bad mood. I on the other hand am feeling positively chipper. Hooray for me!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Whoopie cushion
no one can be grumpy when one of those is secreted under the cushion on their chair.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

ditto wearing a sombrero

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)