I'm sure that can be arranged
How about a slight misunderstanding with a local tv "celebrity" that blows up out of all proportion?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

perfect
carry on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)