"what kind of animal are you" and "what kind of drink would your friends buy you if they didn't have a chance to ask what you wanted"
a cat - lazy
dont know - completely indecisive and fails under pressure.
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

however, interviewers who ask that kind of question are too immature to be making decisions about proper jobs, so it can't have been a proper job, and also massive coke-heads and spastics
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

still, i would rather have a job than no job, so ehhh

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

you're lucky you didn't get to the second round of interviews, that was a day-long group thing where you had to tell them what kind of biscuit you were and who would play you in a movie of your life and interact in a teamy kind of way with the other four hundred hopefuls, fuck that
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

Human, duh.
Got no friends, duh.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)