Probably Haloumi coz it wouldn't melt and it's not worth eating.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

butter might not melt in my mouth
but almost anything would melt in my arse, it's pretty hot
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)