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enough of that noncery
what kind of cheese would you like to ram up Mortal Wombat's arse?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
gerry, a food thread?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
you know how it is Dave
you've got to appeal to the masses these days.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
food tho? the weakest of forum subjects, imho

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
Even weaker than 'I am a girl who has had a day not go how I'd like it, I would like your sympathy and attention'?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
i love food

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
are you after a little shit off? i cant be arsed tonight, no offence

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
food is something we can all enjoy

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
dotn goad me, i need ot sleap

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
You'll still be online at 4.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
Ooops thought that was MW saying that.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
i think we interchange really, no offence to any of us

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
A mature blue.
Just to see how he likes having something aged, whiffy and veiny shoved up his arse against his will.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
alright badger, the news of kidney fail is off now, sorry for the trouble

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
No worries, when's the payout?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
dunno, thank goodness she looks well, nowt is working properly, but at 84 she is game, bless her

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
i think this happened
'wha, her kidneys are shit, not a lot left, whoa, she be going'

'hold on, she is old and appears to have lived like this for a while'

'whaooo, wtf, ong, lol'

'yeah, love her to bits'
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
i'm now unsubscribing to my blog

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
i might stick it on twatter

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
Fuck off back to grandsonsnet

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
pfft

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
it was obv, but well played, oldskool aint it

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
the oldies are sometimes the best
your gran weren't bad actually
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
if i felt she would get any pleasure from you inserting you penis into her i would both pay for you to do it and be thankful

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
Papa smurf?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
top marks

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
what did dAD SAY? OPcaplok, alright rose

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)
i'll tell you in secret

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)
None thanks
I wouldn't want to go near his arse
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
Probably Haloumi coz it wouldn't melt and it's not worth eating.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

butter might not melt in my mouth
but almost anything would melt in my arse, it's pretty hot
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
I'm not going anywhere near his ass.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
I don't he owns a donkey.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
I mean, he never goes outdoors, the poor thing would starve.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
i'm going outdoors tomorrow

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
Repeat prescription to collect?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
nah, something else

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
lube?
The neighbors hear the children scream?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
fuck lube man
oh yeh, i see what you mean
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
Well
My girlie night in has gone from this www.imdb.com/title/tt0091790/ via www.imdb.com/title/tt1129428/ to www.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
would it not have been quicker
just to type the film titles?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
ctrl-c, ctrl-v versus typing words.
What would you do?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
Your Mum
from behind, eating a pasty.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
Pro-tip: Roll her in flour first.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
Then 20 mins at gas mark 4

(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

r s

+ shits & giggles
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
The cock rulers appeared then?

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
Seen, not, not

(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
cock

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)