enough of that noncery
what kind of cheese would you like to ram up Mortal Wombat's arse?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)

gerry, a food thread?

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

you know how it is Dave
you've got to appeal to the masses these days.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

food tho? the weakest of forum subjects, imho

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

Even weaker than 'I am a girl who has had a day not go how I'd like it, I would like your sympathy and attention'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

i love food

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

are you after a little shit off? i cant be arsed tonight, no offence

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

food is something we can all enjoy

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

dotn goad me, i need ot sleap

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

You'll still be online at 4.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

Ooops thought that was MW saying that.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

i think we interchange really, no offence to any of us

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

A mature blue.
Just to see how he likes having something aged, whiffy and veiny shoved up his arse against his will.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)

alright badger, the news of kidney fail is off now, sorry for the trouble

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

No worries, when's the payout?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

dunno, thank goodness she looks well, nowt is working properly, but at 84 she is game, bless her

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)

i think this happened
'wha, her kidneys are shit, not a lot left, whoa, she be going'

'hold on, she is old and appears to have lived like this for a while'

'whaooo, wtf, ong, lol'

'yeah, love her to bits'
( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

i'm now unsubscribing to my blog

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to

( moohalaa, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

i might stick it on twatter

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

Fuck off back to grandsonsnet

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

pfft

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

it was obv, but well played, oldskool aint it

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

the oldies are sometimes the best
your gran weren't bad actually
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

if i felt she would get any pleasure from you inserting you penis into her i would both pay for you to do it and be thankful

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

Papa smurf?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

top marks

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

what did dAD SAY? OPcaplok, alright rose

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

i'll tell you in secret

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

None thanks
I wouldn't want to go near his arse
( magnum, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

Probably Haloumi coz it wouldn't melt and it's not worth eating.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

butter might not melt in my mouth
but almost anything would melt in my arse, it's pretty hot
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

I'm not going anywhere near his ass.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

I don't he owns a donkey.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

I mean, he never goes outdoors, the poor thing would starve.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

i'm going outdoors tomorrow

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

Repeat prescription to collect?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

nah, something else

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

lube?
The neighbors hear the children scream?
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

fuck lube man
oh yeh, i see what you mean
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

Well
My girlie night in has gone from this www.imdb.com/title/tt0091790/ via www.imdb.com/title/tt1129428/ to www.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

would it not have been quicker
just to type the film titles?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

ctrl-c, ctrl-v versus typing words.
What would you do?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Your Mum
from behind, eating a pasty.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

Pro-tip: Roll her in flour first.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Then 20 mins at gas mark 4

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

r s

+ shits & giggles
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

The cock rulers appeared then?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

Seen, not, not

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)

cock

(UTB, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)