You're not going to do it, it's one of those things you talk about but would never do, just like all the other projects.
Might as well give up now and go apply for a job in Tesco.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

or join a rock band.

( FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

I stuck myself in perpetual academia instead. Same diff.

( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)