If I wrote a book that was a bit cheesy and stuff
but tried to crow-bar in as many b3ta meme phrases as possible using a poorly-conceived character as a vehicle, would anyone read it?
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Nobody here can read you INSENSITIVE PRICK!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

TL;DR
Also I assume this is some way to get the 'community' behind buying the book and judging from the length of time you have been in this online 'community' you see it as a way of making money. Speak to Cr3 or Rob about it.
( FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

'Noon The LOVELY fiendy.
Who do these shitcunts think we are, eh?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

noon the WONDERFUL stuj
I don't know, i just don't know anymore.
( FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

Ah that's alright
I lurked for many years. Then I was someone else. And then I didn't want anyone to know I was writing this shit, so I got a new username :D
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)

Hello Bou.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

i was gonna go with Friz,
But ok.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

Yeah, I miss Bou though.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

I caught the tail end of Friz
Didn't know Bou, but considering she appears in the Wikipedia page for B3ta, it would seem she was a special one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)

We'll never see mentalling like hers again.
:(
FREE THE SAFFIE ONE!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)

You're not going to do it, it's one of those things you talk about but would never do, just like all the other projects.
Might as well give up now and go apply for a job in Tesco.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

or join a rock band.

( FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

I stuck myself in perpetual academia instead. Same diff.

( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

Baldmonkey publishes shit already, so you'll be battling over his readership of two

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

YES!
BUY NOW! REGRET LATER!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

i'm sure no one would
But I'd like to encourage you to put as much time, effort and money as possible in to it, so when it does ultimately fail, it'll be all the worse. Possibly enough to ruin a few personal relationships, then you can post about it /OT and leave us the fuck alone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

hahaha
you typed what i thought.
( FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

I would have thought it too,
Only the breakdown of my marriage and subsequent departure of my fifteen children got in the way of enabling me to see the grim and inexorable decent into cheap advertising that essentially symbolises the general failure that is my life.

Soz.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

I will!
if you touch my winky.
( spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

i'll touch your winky.

( FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

go on then.

( spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

*touches*
now where do we go from here? 2nd date?
( FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)

no, sorry, i'm spent.

( spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

Hell yes, if it meant someone would buy it.

( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)

can you be more specific about the kinds of cheese you would be including

( vladimir, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

The only answer to this is
Knob cheese.

So I shall stay silent.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)