For once I would for them to say....
Johnathen Barrlo of East Barnet is an attractive socialite with no physical or mental disorders, and has been charged with DDOSing blah blah blah.

Having autism and being a hacker is like the modern equivolent of a murderer who "kept himself to himself"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

Oh Gonzy.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)

You just need a couple of grand to hire a botnet for a bit.
One of us could do that and disprove this vicious stereoty... oh.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)

Maybe that guy who molests big cats.
I hear he's a charmed individual with a bit of spare cash.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)