this one shook my hand
she was blonde, maybe this is what blondes do.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

I think you were supposed to kiss her hand.
You were probably in there.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

meh. i'm shit at these things
i always want to run away, which is pretty much what i did
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

I went through a period of proposing marriage to any girl that I found attractive.
Stole a ring once, too (for a lesbian, who was waaaay out of my league).

I remained a virgin, long past this point.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)