i've been out
a girl introduced herself to me. it was like being a real person. when did you last feel like a real person?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

BLEEP BLOOP
DOES NOT COMPUTE BZZT
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

i think she likes me
she totally said i was always nice and polite in the petrol station and then said not everyone is but then they don't realise she owns it.

i said i'm always polite and i have a big penis.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

must admit it's nice to get back to the safety of the internet

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

I felt my cock, the other day.
Does that count?

It made my tummy feel funny.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

no that doesn't count

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

Last time a girl introduced herself to me,
she ended up giving me a slap. I'm no good as a human being.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

this one shook my hand
she was blonde, maybe this is what blondes do.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

I think you were supposed to kiss her hand.
You were probably in there.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

meh. i'm shit at these things
i always want to run away, which is pretty much what i did
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

I went through a period of proposing marriage to any girl that I found attractive.
Stole a ring once, too (for a lesbian, who was waaaay out of my league).

I remained a virgin, long past this point.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

The other day but I couldn't eat a whole one.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

About 5 weeks ago

( magnum, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

*internet hug*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)