No idea.
Erm, a holiday.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

my ex put me off women for life.
i just want decent friendships these days. and a rough grade pair of sandpaper wanking gloves from argos.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

Wait, weren't you talking to some woman earlier on.
Also on a date the other week.

You seem to be unable to keep your lies in check.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

oh yes i talk to them
but my heart isn't in it
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)

*something about wrong body part*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)

also my penis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)