it's official
the marsians have landed!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

No idea.
Erm, a holiday.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

my ex put me off women for life.
i just want decent friendships these days. and a rough grade pair of sandpaper wanking gloves from argos.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

Wait, weren't you talking to some woman earlier on.
Also on a date the other week.

You seem to be unable to keep your lies in check.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

oh yes i talk to them
but my heart isn't in it
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)

*something about wrong body part*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)

also my penis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

I haven't visited Newcastle
in longer than that :(
( CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

newcastle's loss

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

And mine.
Lovely place.
( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

It certainly fucking is.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

Out of debt

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

I deny myself nothing
"Official". have you got a certificate or something?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

yeh it's got gold around the edges

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

I thought MortalWombat.pdf had a "Girlfriend.jpg"?
I didn't believe it when people were making fun of you for making this up.
Now I don't know what to believe.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)