Have you been for a shit yet?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Nope, it's a slow morning.

( jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

Been on the codeine this week
It's all been rather troublesome at the bomb doors.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

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I reckon I've just lost a stone and half.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)