Go on then, I'll do it.
Sunday blah hangover blah breakfast nomblahnom off for s hit blah de blah hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

WAKA WAKA
I woke up at half three this morning bogus, can't seem to get much sleep right now, I want to know what you're doing to fix this
( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

Half seven for me
A big fucking lie in after a week of half fours. If you don't need much sleep it doesn't matter really, go to bed when tired and get up when you're not.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

I sleep between 6 and 7 hours, very rarely do I sleep longer.
So I was up at 8.30 this morning.
( jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

I fell asleep halfway through a fish butty
Make of that what you will.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

... old

( jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

Tired & Coldplay were on the telly
No surprise at sleepings
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

Yeah I average 6
With the occasional 16
( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

out of context paedo lolclicks.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)

Oh you

( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

I keep waking up at 6 every morning
Which I'm not enjoying
( magnum, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

I might nip out and buy a sausage roll
more updates as we receive them
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

Cor!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

oh yeah...it's all go round here I tell you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

I think the potato should play a larger role in the British breakfast
Not your gay American hash brown shite, I mean chips, mash, that kind of thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

I whole heartedly support this endeavour
I had sauteed potatoes for breakfast on my birthday. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

Victory!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

You wanna go to Tony's on North Main Street
They'll do you a full English and a bowl of chips on the side and a cup of tea for a tenner
( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

Redbeck near big hard Wakefield is the king of breakfasts

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

Potatoes! That's where I'm a viking.
Try potato farls. Best use of spuds in a fried breakfast.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

I've had them
I prefer the Scottish tatie breakfast treats. Even though they are much the same. In fact the last breakfast I had in Scotland had five different sorts of meat products: lorne, haggis, black pudding, bacon, sausage. Good times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

There's a place in town that does a massive fry up and pint for six euros.
Wonderful breakfast, but terrifying clientelle.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

There was that orange dancing bummer in the Scottish hotel, he was pretty terrifying
Craig Revel Horwood. He was swearing too loudly, words were had.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

Is he like a cheap version of Craig Airfix Horwood?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

He's an odious gobshite
I should have stabbed his orange face
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)

ITS SUNDAY BACON BUTTY TIME!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

Same as last Sunday than!
I admire your consistency!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

No hangover here
I'm prompting the ale fails.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Sunday morning...
No hangover - due to only one bottle of Tanglefoot being supped.
Breakfast - not eaten, not hungry yet.
Coffee - 1 cup down, many many more to go.
( jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

Have you been for a shit yet?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Nope, it's a slow morning.

( jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

Been on the codeine this week
It's all been rather troublesome at the bomb doors.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

LIVE UPDATES!
I reckon I've just lost a stone and half.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Tanglefoot?
( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

Thought it tasted funny.

( jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

Also
I had some Brooklyn Summer ale, some Saltaire Blonde, a chocolate stout and some lovely red beer from Pontypridd. No Fernandes/Ossett were available.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

SHIMMY SHITS

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

What does that EVEN mean?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

It means baldmonkey is WAKI

( spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

Great

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

terrible bullying of baldmonkey
Baldmonkey! Baldmonkey!
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
Don't you ever, don't you e-e-ver
Stop being waki, showing me your winky
( spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

lovely poo, ruined by the fact i didn't check there was no poop wipe.
Had to do the waddle because lady pig either didn't hear me shouting or thought it was funny to let me suffer.
Breakfast out in the garden I reckon, lovely day. Then to the new house to get my garden sorted.

P.S it was Little Rascals,
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

What was little rascals?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

He names his skidmarks.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

nostalgic film thread last night
I was sad no one got it or liked it, I should probably let it go.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

Morning!
No hangover, no breakfast, haven't had a shit yet.
( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

Sort yourself out!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

I've had a shit
and I'm now supping a coffee
( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

Good form
Bit quiet, innit?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)

All quiet here chief

( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

Might go to work early :(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

I'm gonna go teach some people about error logs in a minute
Thrilling.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

Woah!
I do two short trips then sit about for three hours, do a few more then come home. £150 for turning up on time on a Sunday.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Aye

( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)

fruit loops for breakfast,
very sugary, no wonder americans are known for obesity.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

Hello
How distended is your anus today?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

in what measurement?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

Feet

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

Just got back from holiday in Cornwall
so reluctantly getting back into some sort of routine :(
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)