I once pulled a sword from a stone so hard that I moved forward seven years in time.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

Yeah', well, in those 7 years I fucked up Hyrule worst than Tony Blair fucked up the middle east.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

G(an)onzo.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

I can't think of one with your name, so I'll come up with another for mine.... Goronzo.
*eats rocks*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

I proper lol'd when the goron king did his little dance to Zelda's Lulliby. He properly spacked out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

Saria's Song, gonz.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeuqdZM7npA
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

Saria runs funny.
Like she's got rickets or some shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

You seen that dancing poof in Kariko VIllage? it's the most gayest walk I've ever seen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

Basically everyone except Link is a mincing poof, and he wears fucking tights for christ's sake.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

Yah', made a mistake there =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)