Come on you fuckers, this is why the board's dying.
I've inadvertently made myself nocturnal. What have you done entirely by accident lately?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)

Killed a bear.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

I punched a lion so hard
it's back legs exploded.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

There'll be no lions left, at this rate.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

I once shouted so loudly that you could hear it from the other side of the road.
I mean, length wise, and the road was the M1.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

I once pulled a sword from a stone so hard that I moved forward seven years in time.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

Yeah', well, in those 7 years I fucked up Hyrule worst than Tony Blair fucked up the middle east.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

G(an)onzo.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

I can't think of one with your name, so I'll come up with another for mine.... Goronzo.
*eats rocks*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

I proper lol'd when the goron king did his little dance to Zelda's Lulliby. He properly spacked out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

Saria's Song, gonz.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeuqdZM7npA
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

Saria runs funny.
Like she's got rickets or some shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

You seen that dancing poof in Kariko VIllage? it's the most gayest walk I've ever seen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

Basically everyone except Link is a mincing poof, and he wears fucking tights for christ's sake.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

Yah', made a mistake there =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

I agree, you're the reason this board is dying.

( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

This is why people like cowfoot more than you.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

I only see one of us here.

( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

He's too popular for this place.
People have to admire him from afar or else their faces melt.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

Every time I see your username I'm filled with bitter hate

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

Fuck
you
( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

How is it going dearest jammers?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

Not bad thanks sweet cheeks.
How's you?
( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Alright, I have been out today and it is well lush,
I don't have anything to do outside now though, I am going to have to think of something, probably a run, I basically need to get a dog so I can go outside more often.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

I'm about to go for a wander to the shops
then I might sit in the garden and read for a bit.
( CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

yeh do that, why not, it is nice out

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)

Your mum.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

Your dad

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

I enraged a dog so much it ate itself

( Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)