I put some beers in the freezer last night and forgot to take them out :(
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:10,
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Pick out the biggest fragments of glass, you'll be fine
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:12,
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I cuth my thongue
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:20,
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Personally, I'd have used my fingers
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:22,
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I read that as "bears".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:14,
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