a goddamn Grammy

( spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Yeah like they'd ever even nominate YOU for one anyway.
Maybe if you had a cool guitar they would, but seeing as you wouldn't know a cool guitar if it SHOT FLAMES at you, you've NO CHANCE AT ALL.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

who was that fella from a metal band who got terribly maimed by his own flame thrower?
edit: him out of WASP?
( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Yeah.
Back when The Headless Children LP came out they ran a competition to win a motorbike or a guitar or something and my mate Neil won a signed LP off them by writing in to it with the caption "Raw Mean And Headless: Blackie's cock after his codpiece fucked up."
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

was that the codpiece with the buzzsaw in it?

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

Naw, it had a half of a circular saw blade but that didn't work it was just welded on.
There were a couple of pyros attached to make it shoot flames and one backfired.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

ah yes, that's it, I remember now.

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)