i couldn't give a fuck about Glastonbury Festival
what couldn't you give a fuck about? other than this post
( FIEND, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

a goddamn Grammy

( spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Yeah like they'd ever even nominate YOU for one anyway.
Maybe if you had a cool guitar they would, but seeing as you wouldn't know a cool guitar if it SHOT FLAMES at you, you've NO CHANCE AT ALL.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

who was that fella from a metal band who got terribly maimed by his own flame thrower?
edit: him out of WASP?
( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Yeah.
Back when The Headless Children LP came out they ran a competition to win a motorbike or a guitar or something and my mate Neil won a signed LP off them by writing in to it with the caption "Raw Mean And Headless: Blackie's cock after his codpiece fucked up."
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

was that the codpiece with the buzzsaw in it?

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

Naw, it had a half of a circular saw blade but that didn't work it was just welded on.
There were a couple of pyros attached to make it shoot flames and one backfired.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

ah yes, that's it, I remember now.

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

People being either very for, or very against glastonbury.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

the fiend may just be very nonchalant about glastonbury

( spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

Not that nonchalant obviously, posting a thread about not giving a fuck.
That's like a massive ignore klaxton.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

maybe I am
maybe I'm not.
( FIEND, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

comme çi
comme ça
( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

top cedilla-ing

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

merci beaucoup

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

It'd probably be quicker to list the things I DO give a fuck about.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

I just burnt my fucking thumb.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

How did you burn your fucking thumb when you're on a PC?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

AIDS, Libya, earthquakes, what you had for tea, the homeless in London, Chinese sweat shops, roadworks, council tax
In short, everything I can do nothing about. And your mum.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

I think you might be able to do something about the Chinese sweat shop.
If you'd close yours.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Fuck that
I know what side my bread's buttered on
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

The wong side?

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Get the fuck out

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

Any kind of
rota for the workings and staffing of any major supermarket for this week.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

Anybody who says "No" to being raped.

( Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

You are doing it wrong.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

SURPRISE!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

HA!
You and your struggle cuddles...honestly mns.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

I'll consider that a challenge!

( Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Speshulknees' WRONG opinion on this:
userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/16967317/Cheap+Trick+sc27.jpg

I put it to you that the only guitar cooler than that is:
img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/4c445e60-c97e-4163-9007-68af5f7499ca.JPG
Which Alice Cooper's guitarist used to have. It shot flames and EVERYTHING.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

hahahaha! what the fuck is that piece of shit?

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

Shush it you UTTER WRONGSTER.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

Spinal tap wasn't a spoof after all

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

:(
TERRIBLE BULLYING OF COOL GUITARS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

THIS ONE GOES UP TO 11

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

Oh yeah?
THIS ONE GOES UP TO MOTHERFUCKING 100! (this is very loud by the way)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

what am I supposed to be looking at there?

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

If you press the "play" button once it's loaded, all will be revealed.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

not working for me :(((((((

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

Bugger. Oh well, this is the direct link.
davidguy.brinkster.net/goaste/music/humiliation/cried/We%20All%20Cried%20When%20Mufasa%20Died.mp3
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

that's taking ~2 minutes to d/l which will probably be why it didn't work first time.
(I have a shitty internet connection)

edit: oh.

I was expecting a big drum roll a few seconds in, sounded like Hit The Lights.
( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

Well that was a productive ten minutes.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)

Property ownership and the national aspiration towards it.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

Kate Middleton giving some soldiers a medal

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

'Ning the LOVELY Amberl.
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

alright lovely stuj
How are you faring?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Good ta.
What the hell are you doing up this late?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

Insomnia
got back home and had a full night's sleep which means none tonight. How's the shift going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

Very, very quietly. My first crew won't be in for a couple of hours yet.
:/
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

You can turn the music right up

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

I've got Monty Python's Meaning Of Life on the telly.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

That's their worst film
Apart from the bit with the tits and the cliff- you know the bit I mean.

At least some of the rest had some reasonable jokes in them.

"Meaning of Life"- not eating the fucking salmon mousse is the strongeset joke in the film? Fuck off with that shit and show more tits.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

Meh, I like it and that's all that matters to me.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

'S finished now anyway.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

What's on next?
Terminator 2 has finished here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

I've switched over to the Hitler channel to catch New York Rock At The BBC.
It's on in about ten minutes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

Talking Heads. Psycho Killer Quest Ca Ce
YAY!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)

fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)

If you aren't watching it, you've already missed them, The New York Dolls, Ramones, Blondie, Lou Reed and John Cale.
So far it's just been a list of AWESOME The LOVELY HATD.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)

I'm watching...
GORGEOUSY GORGEOUS studge
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)

:D
Man I've LOVED Venus In Furs since I first heard it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)

But...
but but...it's important.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)

I suspect you are shaking with rage as you type that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

I never shake with rage
apart from watching bongo this weekend at Glastonbury. I was shouting at the telly.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

I've never met anyone who likes him
so who the fuck is buying his albums?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

The criminally insane
and those with religious mania. Also Americans.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

That's still only one group
/xenophobialols
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

Anyone that buys a U2 album
is a fucking prick with no musical taste or or or meh..they are dead to me so it's hard to describe. No matter where they come from or what they believe in.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

I can sympathise
I'm back in Bristol now though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

How long for?
Are you coming out to see us? Let's go for cocktails at the severnshed in the sunshine!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

Can I come?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

I said 'us' didn't I?
:-)
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

:D

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

Happy now?
ARE YOU?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

I am pretty happy, yes.
Thanks for asking. :)
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

HUZZAH!
Hows Zelda?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

It's all 3D and shit!
It's like, totally whoa, dude.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

It's shit?
I would be like 'whoa dude' If I had spent money on summat that was shit too.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:15, archived)

It's shit hot.
Not shit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

I bet it's sick man..

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)

It's SKILL.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)

MEGA

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

RAD

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)

Sorry, I almost forgot to
AaaaaaAAAaAAAaAAaAAaAaaAaAaRrRRR_rrrRrrRRrR^dvaaaAAaAaaAAaaAaAaaaAAarRRrrrRRR^RrRrrRk^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)

:D
Evening, sexy. All well?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)

Fine thanks for asking
phnarr
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)

He just needs a petit filous and everything will be better

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

+ hot woman slathered with

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

Ages. At least a month
I'm going back to Oxford for a ball this week, but am around after that. Cocktails sound good!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

Get in touch then
sugar tits. I have the odd mothership and big dog duties but if you let us know then it would be really good to see you.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)

Will do :)
It'll probably be soon before I run out completely of money haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

There is some bash
thing on the 30th. I don't know anyone so far but it's right near my house if you fancy that too.
Aardvark will be away getting shot at by bandits.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

You should think about the London bash
a lot of ace people. 2nd July. I'm job hunting at the moment to try and fund drinking haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

I'm working all day
then looking after big slobbery dog. Anyway..too many people scare me.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:14, archived)

it's only music

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

tell that to bongo

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

Bono.
He strikes me as the kind of bloke who'd wank off to videos of himself wanking off to videos of himself wanking off in front of the mirror. It wouldn't surprise me at all if it turned out he was buying his own albums in bulk to drive up the sales.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

and can you even imagine
how sick you have to be to wank off to bono. Even if you are bono.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

I had to think about that for a bit to work how many wanks-removed from reality that is.
then it reminded me of butters' wogan thing in the newsletter which is the funniest thing that's been in there for ages so i did a chuckle.
( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

It wouldn't be so funny if
it was bon..oh I'm sick of banging on about how much I hate bongo.....that's what the utter cunt does to you. He wears you down. Then hopes that in your near comatose state you will hear the sound of 'beautiful day' and have an epiphany and feel an irresistable urge to listen to them forever in a religious meditative state akin only to monks chanting. I don't know what I am on about.
I fucking hate bono.
That is all.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)

you're not the only who's sick of you banging on about bono

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

I still hate him though
like..totally.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)

it all seems a bit irrational

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)

Stop poking the wasps' nest...

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)

Funnily enough, that's the name of a rough-looking pub in Mirfield.
I did a slight chuckle as it went by on the bus.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)

ha! I'm only joking
I love him really. I have all his albums and I am in the U2 fan club. I actually followed U2 around for a few years and put out a self funded book about my adventure. My name is bronwyn but just as a joke I call myself mrs.brono. Just so I can feel closer to him. Anyone that says they don't like U2 I threaten with taking to court, as my dad is a lawyer.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)

I'd be right gutted if I had no arms , legs, prick or bollocks, and shat into a plastic bag
I don't see how a bit of tin would cheer me up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

She might stab you with the pin
and make you realise 'OH FUCK EVEN MY CHEST IS DEAD'
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

It's a recognition of service rendered.
And sacrifices made. It's not meant to cheer up as such, but to honour the recipient.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

Anything.
Also, on the way to work so I'm in a decidedly foul mood. Fucking Mondays!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

orlroight Bob

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

Not oriroight at all.
But sure to improve as the day goes on. 4 weeks until holidays and I can escape from this madhouse.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

'Ning The LOVELY fagilliD.
How're the Ding-a-likes doing?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

They're all fucking nuts!
A race of fuckwits destined to kill themselves on the roads and pyrotechnical electrical discharges.
No elf'n'safety here!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

Yeah I saw the photo of that one that had stripped off and tried to climb a pylon a few weeks back.
:(
What a waste. She could have had a happy and fulfilling life being incoherent and mental at me.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

There are a shitload of mentals here.
It's almost like they are tolerated. They walk down busy roads, chok a block with traffic, bollock naked, barefoot, scraggly hair and waving their arms about and no-one pays them any attention at all.
The police ignore them, anyone tries to help them they spit and scratch! Wild!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

Sounds like /talk to me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)

There are similarities...
But these fuckers don't flounce! They are serious man the fuck up weirdo's.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)

I'd like to live in Jakarta
But that's probably because I have a uniform fetish and want to rape schoolgirls at gunpoint.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Thailand is better, they are not Islamic.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

What's wrong with raping Muslims rather than Buddhists?

( Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

you're cheating suicide bombers out of their virgins

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)

*Clicks*
I think that this should become a policy worldwide, well, at least without the rapey bit!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)

I just rape as I find them
Any hole's a goal.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

everything more than 20 feet away from me.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

Your fuck
and fuck fuck
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

fuck

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)