I'll be honest with you
This morning has been pleasantly non-waki, and I would be heartbroken if he came on here and ruined it
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

I can take a hint.
*leaves*
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

yeah, if baldmonkey came along, there'd be no room for threads about 'how are you beating the heat?' which would be terrible.

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

Don't be too upset now
We're having fun. You can join in if you want
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

I'm off out in a minute, no offense

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

None taken
Have fun doing what you're doing, and see you later/soon :)

*disarms*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

bye

( spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)

We could talk about food. I don't think a forum has done that yet.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

I contributed with 'watermelon flavoured sexystuff'

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

Watermelon was my idea.
Thief.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)

I merely took it and made it better.
I hear Astroglide comes in watermelon flavour...hmm
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

Does it have the seeds still in it?

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)

That'd be dangerous
All those melons growing in ladies bits. Although, i guess it could be practice for giving birth.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

astroglide is awful
not water / latex based, just super super sticky after 30 seconds. bleurgh.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

It's designed to be relubed with spit.
apparently
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

is astroglide like astroturf?

( sleepybinky, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

the sand content is similar
it's great for friction burns in places you never knew you could get
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)