I ate them whilst in the womb,
getting back in was the hard part.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

I like to think from their perspective you looked like a dog with it's head through the cat flap barking and nashing at the binmen

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)