Embrace the smoothness,
I'm smoother than Action Man's groin, oh yeah.
(Undulating Tentacles of Lovegetting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:14,
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I've got flower and heart shapes
all over my bum.
(RocketSurgeonis pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:20,
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