Embrace the smoothness,
I'm smoother than Action Man's groin, oh yeah.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

I've got flower and heart shapes
all over my bum.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)