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another wonderful day begins, good morning one and all, except him, i cant fucking stand him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 7:20, archived)
is he watching?

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 7:26, archived)
i hope not, we dont need his type round here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 7:27, archived)
Someone should tell him.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 7:32, archived)
i'm not sure whose remit that would be

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)
You have a crush on an office buddy?
Awwww that's sweet!

Try giving him a dead arm. That'll let him know you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
i work alone, part of my remit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
i work alone, part of my personal hygiene

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
How's the incubating?

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 7:43, archived)
still cooking, no signs of life yet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 7:45, archived)
Yeah, cool, sweet as

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)
nice one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
That's the spirit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)
Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
I had to stop looking at that as I can't be lol'ing all over the shop at a customer site.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
i started lolling, then i saw the dead eyes in that dog and i rolf

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
That nearly tipped me over the edge,
too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
the bumhole bit on page 3 made me pmsl

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
HI GUYZ

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)
Alright li'l bro.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
morning
sleep well?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
Not really.
I kept waking up. It was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
i only woke up the once, and that was because my alarm went off
still rubbish though

in other news: DUCK SIM 2008
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
Hai

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
HEY YOU GUYS

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
HI AARDY

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
YO BINKY BUNKY

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
HIYAA

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
HEY 'LITH

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
MORNING 'INKY

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
Morning mongy C,
can I call you mongy C?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
if you like, i'm not one to judge

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
chopz, chopper, mongsy, m-dog, m-trip, lil mongy C starr?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
MC Hops

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
Morning all
The radio on the desk behind me is playing Smooth Radio. What do I do?

Just keep the headphones on ALL FUCKING DAY / WEEK?
Ask politely that they turn it the fuck off?
Fuckedy fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
But then you'll miss Pat fucking Sharp.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
Sharp what? glass? used needles?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
Embrace the smoothness,
I'm smoother than Action Man's groin, oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
I've got flower and heart shapes
all over my bum.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
Radio FIP is where it's at, holmes

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
as in french stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
Weeelll, a leeeettle french stuff
But it is all really good music.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
I'd prefer O.U.R Radio
As you know what that does.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
Give it a try, you'll either love it or gouge out your SmoothFM-coworker's eyeballs
It's a win-win situation
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)
yep.
definitely french.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
oh hee hoh hee hoh
*waggles eyebrows*

It's good for you, let it wash over you like the sea on a warm summer's day or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
Seems nice enough, I might do that.
Mind you, all my protesting, it's Cricket on Sky Player from 12.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
Frisbee Is Pointless?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
Shut it, Manny
You ice-cream failure
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
easy, tiger

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
*yawns and stretches*
If anybody needs me I'll be laid out across the keyboard...zzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
don't worry
nobody needs you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
I heard he called you a cunt the other day.
Just out of nowhere. Massive cunt, he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
harsh but fair

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
Heeey
I resent that statement!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)