
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 7:20, archived)

Awwww that's sweet!
Try giving him a dead arm. That'll let him know you're interested.
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=0&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website......&mid=0
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

still rubbish though
in other news: DUCK SIM 2008
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

The radio on the desk behind me is playing Smooth Radio. What do I do?
Just keep the headphones on ALL FUCKING DAY / WEEK?
Ask politely that they turn it the fuck off?
Fuckedy fuck?
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

I'm smoother than Action Man's groin, oh yeah.
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

But it is all really good music.
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

It's a win-win situation
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*
It's good for you, let it wash over you like the sea on a warm summer's day or something.
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

Mind you, all my protesting, it's Cricket on Sky Player from 12.
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

If anybody needs me I'll be laid out across the keyboard...zzzzzzzzzzzzz
( , Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)