Be born to the right parents
Or have a prodigious talent. I see a career as a picture framer for you. NEXT!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

I'll frame them purposely skewiff
so when they go skewiff whilst hung up, it'll actually look right.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

Muthafuckin science
Right there
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)