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What is the secret to success?
I want to be famous. When will I will I be famous?
What do I have to do to become a rich and famous individual (aside from winning the lottery tonight)?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
Fresh!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
no idea
Do you know how to find motivation? I need to study, really need to study, but I can't get my head into gear.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
Maybe ask a polite gunman to hold a gun to your head.
But they might just threaten to shoot your mum unless you sleep with your dad, as mad gunmen do.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
hmmm... maybe a hard kick up the arse will suffice.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
I can help

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
Bend over then.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
bloody hell 0.0
*cowers behind pile of books*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
*takes a run up*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
it's been twenty-five minutes, exactly how far back has he run for this? I think it's going to hurt

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
i'm about 3 miles away
right... GO
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
He should be back any second.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
that was uncanny

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
pant... wheeze... gasp...
*collapses 6 feet from jenpots' bum*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
photocopy all your banknotes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
It's like printing my own money!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
alternatively, have a successful cartoon series on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
Cartoons are for kids

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
but it's easier than beating them up for their pocket money

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
KIll an existing rich person
and then steal his skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
Be born to the right parents
Or have a prodigious talent. I see a career as a picture framer for you. NEXT!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
I'll frame them purposely skewiff
so when they go skewiff whilst hung up, it'll actually look right.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
Muthafuckin science
Right there
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
It's probably easier to achieve infamy
wave your willy at the pope or something
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
I might accidentally bash the bishop

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
I can't answer
I can't answer that.

I am presently resigning from my union as they're a big bag of wank. I am joining another one which isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
I sacked the RMT after their last daft show of sabre rattling
Now I buy my own diary and they still negotiated a 5% pay increase on my behalf. Bargain.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
I've never met my UNISON rep.
She doesn't answer my emails, I've never been to a branch meeting, they were to organise the coaches to the Stop The Cuts march in London and they fucked that up. I'm sacking them off for Unite instead. At least I've spoken to the bloke from them and he's already kept me up to date with the support for the strikers on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
I'm not in a union. I want to be.
I'll strike until one accepts me.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
In eight years of membership there were two branch meetings
Fuck em
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
I'm not terrbly happy that the union i was invited to join
lumps us in Catering in with the tobacco industry. How does that work?
Not sure i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
How queer

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
annexe the rhineland

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
not sure if anyone already pointed that one out
but if you cant become a celeb just kill a celeb
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)