for kids?
if they're small try this - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Paper_Bag_Princess

You get you say "Ronald, you are a bum!" when you read it outloud. Win!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)

i had a book called the practical princess
about a girl who wasn't about to swoon over some fit-but-stupid prince.

i think it influenced me a lot. i am very little romantic.
( sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

she started watching ghostbusters last weekend.
that's good for a 4 year old, right?

let's see, the opening scene, venkman is giving electric shocks to a male student, who shouts THIS IS PISSING ME OFF - and coming on to a female student. for the sake of pseudoscience.
( sleepybinky, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)

Gotta start young
I always remember this scene was like the rudest thing in the world...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhAMKCUlBtQ#t=8m30s
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

Is your signature a reference to my internet problem?

( WormuIus, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)