but they also make some fucking idiots go ''OH SHIT MAN, THERE'S A UFO UP THERE, MAN! CAN YOU SEE THAT SHIT, MAN? THIS IS SOME FREAKY SHIT, MAN''.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

You mean I'm not special and they didn't buzz my house?
shit, and i spent hours writing messages on the roof for when they come back.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

'I heart Celine Dion'
is only going to scare them off Windy.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

Celine Dion?
CELINE FUCKING DION?? I'm a Grace Jones man thank you very much.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

I LOVE Grace Jones.
When she was the surprise guest at Bestival I wet myself just a little bit.
Half through excitement, half through fear.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

I've stepped out back and thought "what the juddering fuck?"
before realising it's a fleet of them lamps
( CowJam, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU IGNORED ME TWICE
I'M LEAVING FOREVER YOU HEARTLESS COW. I hope you choke on the remains of Mortal Wombats Nonce lanterns.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)