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come on baby, light my fire
what are your view on them there sky lantern things then eh?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
better than twister threads
i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
who are you?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
I hoped people had been playing internet twister
but I scrolled down and oh boy major disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
internet fister possibly
twister is stretching it a bit lololol
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
Can't see them from here
I'm indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
jmg must have poste...oh...what?
EDIT- this is better internetting from Mortal Wombat.
I quite like them. Last time the Sp@ms were here, we let a couple off.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
i've only heard bad things about them, so i suppose bad, dunno tho, i'm sure a different oppinion could be had, there are not right and wrongs, apart from fucking kids, stop doing it you nonce

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
i reckon you could fuck a kid right up with a few of them there lanterns

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
"not satisfied with violating his prey
He soon moved on to tieing them to hundreds of Chinese Lanterns for a terrifying ride in to the night sky, where they would either plummet to their death, or burn alive in the sky like a beautiful meteor"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
*wipes tear away from eye*
beautiful
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
it is a small cyber dolphin, kill it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
I can't man.
I pressed the screen down and it just stops for a bit, then carries on. I wonder how long it'll live for. I might try and push some Monster Munch into my monitor to help it out.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
you are like buddah or some shit, pour homme or somethin, peace

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
That fucker likes my post.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
There has to be more fun to be had with Monitor Bug©

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
Open paint and draw it a maze.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
Or draw it a hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/photo1311.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
Bullet hat!
did it fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
It was logistically very hard to draw it a hat.
I might have to wait until it goes to sleep again.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/photo1310.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
I'm glad you didn't make it difficult for him. Now we wait.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
He's not keeping within the lines the cheating cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
What's it doing now,
if you've killed it and ruined the only entertainment we have on here so help me god i will report you to the relevant bug charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
is that like an orb ive seen them off most haunted

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
exactly the same
because it's just light reflecting off something because there no such things as GHOSTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
im a believer

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
Any good stories as to why you're a believer?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
She thought love was only true in fairytales.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
Only ghouls fall in love

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
why could you not use the cursor to point it out? ffs, .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/photo1309.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
It did a swear

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
Your penis has escaped

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
ouch!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
PWNED!!!!>!>!>!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
yep. that's a thrip you've got there

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
sheer indignance at no fucking mike reply screenshot here
imma make my own up
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
Say whut?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
They're good

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
they do cause a little grief
www.surreywildlifetrust.org/news/52
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
That crossed my mind
but if animals are stupid enough to eat them then fuck em, they're too stupid to live.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
the steel wires are havested by machine with the rest of the grasses
then get into animal feeds. the animals can't really avoid tiny chopped up pieces of wire you dung head
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
They are right pretty
and make you go 'wooo'
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
but they also make some fucking idiots go ''OH SHIT MAN, THERE'S A UFO UP THERE, MAN! CAN YOU SEE THAT SHIT, MAN? THIS IS SOME FREAKY SHIT, MAN''.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
You mean I'm not special and they didn't buzz my house?
shit, and i spent hours writing messages on the roof for when they come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
'I heart Celine Dion'
is only going to scare them off Windy.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
Celine Dion?
CELINE FUCKING DION?? I'm a Grace Jones man thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
I LOVE Grace Jones.
When she was the surprise guest at Bestival I wet myself just a little bit.
Half through excitement, half through fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
I've stepped out back and thought "what the juddering fuck?"
before realising it's a fleet of them lamps
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION AND YOU IGNORED ME TWICE
I'M LEAVING FOREVER YOU HEARTLESS COW. I hope you choke on the remains of Mortal Wombats Nonce lanterns.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
HORSE KILLER

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
Qu'est-ce que neigh

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)