To be fair, it's about a billion miles better than bogus's offering down there
but really, if you want female vocals over a vaguely dancey beat it has to be www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pywkt4aTgXk
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:22, archived)

Female Vocals?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJDrLVAjgd8

AICMFP
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)

WUT?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtPj_iWln0s
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:25, archived)

SPEAK UP!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjY_uSSncQw
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)

Nooo nooooo
I can't do that song. Dunt like it.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)

I can't do that one either
it gives me the creeps.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

Had a real soft spot for Toyah
Still kinda do
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)

One of the first singles
I ever bought.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)

Mine was Robin Beck's The First Time.
Damn corporate advertising.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)

My first that I know of was Rolf Harris

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)

Not sure what my first record was tho
lol
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)

LOL

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)

LOL
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

I quite like how my lol there made a pants lol hat

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

I quite like how that made me laugh
but then I'm simple like that.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

I quite like how my lol made you lol one way or another
my work here is done
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)

I'm fairly sure your LOL pants hat
beats that chap over on /Board who reckons his Fez/Top Hat icon hat is ace.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)

Oh great..
I had to see Denise Welch sucking a magenta cock.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)

Had
or
WANTED?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)

I HAD WANTED

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)

YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE BOYS

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)

I didn't say click on /Board, that's dangerous.
You know, the amount of time they have spent putting that same chaps gurning face on ANY PICTURE EVER i reckon it's possible they are heading for QOTW autism.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)

I remember when board had funny stuff :/

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

I like that face.
It makes me laugh. I thought you were talking about /board NOW...You were not clear enough Windy. Fucks sake.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)

FUCK YOU!!
sorry
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)

I think we all need to calm down
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNoj-PZbcO8
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)

FUNK YOU!!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)

No, funk YOU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mls04iVmU9o&feature=fvst
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)

also, it was funny for a while
but when it's nearly every other pic it gets depressing
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)

Oh my, she's squeezing quite hard.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)

I think we all need to calm down

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)

You're not wrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngu9yhBpHCI
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

I'm carrying on as we speak.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)

Oooh missus

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)

Yeah she was alright
always remember seeing her interviewed when I was a kid, proper Essex, quite surprised me
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)

Love her.
A lot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)

I'm not big on pop music
but as pop goes, she was ok.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)

She is the Kathy Burke
of the singing world.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)

Is it wrong to quite fancy Kathy Burke?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)

Nope.
She is amazing.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:34, archived)

nope, no, nope

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)