You could at least tell us who the birthday person is, how old, any facial deformities, and other relevant information

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)

Pah
They had Happy Barmitzvah, no Happy Birthday.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)

Serves you right for being johnny come lately

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)

Nah, all fully stocked but nothing good. no pumps either
the only other hand held pump I have is for sucking, not blowing...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:25, archived)

some of these words have more than one meaning

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)