In my colon, the only way to wiggle it out would be to shove a 2m floopy willy up my bumhole.
But my dead corps on a cold metal trolly in a mortuariy is so sexy that it would be impossible not to get a stiffy, so no one will be able to get to it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)

I see no flaws in this plan

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)