On behalf of a friend
who has a relative who has just died. They are trying to get into their hotmail account and are stuck on the password recovery (because they don't know his favourite film). They have spoken to hotmail who have asked for death certificate, but they want to contact his friends (via email) to invite to the funeral and the offical route will be too slow for that.

I've told them it is hopeless, I'm just looking for re-assurance that this is the case. Anyone had a similar experience?
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)

i can help

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)

well it depends how they died

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)

lol dead

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)

you need a haxxor

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)

fuck of back to deadmumsnet

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)

Sucks to be them with no real friends to come to their funeral.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)

might just as well not bothered dying

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)

probabky topped themselves out of loneliness
Grey skinned internet shut in, none of his "internet friends" will turn up due to the curfew in place on paedophiles.

No offence.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)

i haven't and it's working for me

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)

That's what I thought
I didn't tell his step sister that though obviously.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)

is his step sister hawt?

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:59, archived)

Would she be up for giving a clincal blowjob?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)

I knew I should have posted this on 4Chan rather than talk.

( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)

i hope more of your friend's relative die

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)

i cant even be bothered to correct that

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)

lazy, that's your problem

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)

nah, they wouldn't give a fuck either

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)

Yeah, i guess that way you might get someone
Posting questionably legal pictures and racist jokes. They're far more helpful than us.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:08, archived)

Are you going to go to his funeral even if you don't get an e-mail invite or did you hate the cunt too?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:10, archived)

if they are going i'm not, they are clearly a fucking idiot and i dont want to take that risk

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)

never met him
wouldn't know him from adam.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)

With Yahoo, you can scan/fax/email the death cert to speed things up, donno if hotmail have the same thing, but I had access to an account in that situation inside a day.
Let this be a lesson to you all, keep a little sheet of paper in a safe with all your login details to anything important.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)

where do you keep the safe key/combination?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)

In my colon, the only way to wiggle it out would be to shove a 2m floopy willy up my bumhole.
But my dead corps on a cold metal trolly in a mortuariy is so sexy that it would be impossible not to get a stiffy, so no one will be able to get to it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)

I see no flaws in this plan

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)

will a piggy bank do?

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:56, archived)

Cheers mate
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)

i think gonz clearly shows you why you have got the responses you have, it was a fuckwit question from the start
you need a death cert to even book the funeral, so giving it to a email service will be easy, and as it takes about 2 weeks to arrange a date you could email the entire fucking world with an invite, and if that is not enough time for people then i doubt very much if they even liked the dead person, piss off, no offence
( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)

Yep that's what I thought.
I've told her to fax it.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)

you may need to provide a hard copy, but special delivery only takes a day in the post, you need lots of copies of death certs for loads of different people, costs a fair bit

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)

Have you got a load for your nan yet?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)

nah man, she is fit as a flea now, doctors dont know shit, she is still well up for being the first female pope, god bless her

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)

Happy times.
Do let us know if she's struggling again though. You know we are always here for you.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)

i know, it touches me all the warmth i recieved in those dark days

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)

ouija board perhaps?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)

Why would they need to access his email.
Dude's DEAD.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)

The creepy fucker's probably already tore his house apart looking for his porn/sex toys/money.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)

I'm smelling 'marshmallow'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)

for long term lulz

( mongychops, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)

Your friend is going to be so upset ...
When he discovers the password is "_is_a_twat" and has spent the last 6 months emialing people that your friend blows goats and burgles turds.
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)